January 2012
160 posts
When people stop in the middle of a crowded... →
gee, thanks for inviting me to that new years...
December 2011
271 posts
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Whenever I see a pretty girl, I feel so...
stupidpandarocket:
that’s your opinion of pretty . in other people’s eyes , you could be way prettier .
